[A purple hoof pulls away to reveal a purple and white pony with a blonde mane going everywhere.  No, she doesn't look amused.]

What's the experiment this week?  Someone was looking at me like they'd never seen a pony before.  Did some people lose their memories again?  That experiment is always the most annoying.  Friends shouldn't forget about ( Read more... )

Good morning-evening-afternoon, guests.  I hope that everyone is feeling like themselves.

Though I am curious.

Have you all decided that you wish to stay with me forever?  I am flattered by this choice.  I had thought that my guests had a desire to leave me, but your loyalty is touching.

Hells to the yes! I think I have the hang of this shit now, okay... okay, watch.

[Kenzi sets the 'berry on the coffee table and sits on the couch. She closes her eyes and kind of looks like she's meditating, the way her legs are crossed and her arms are lifted out to the sides.

... The couch starts to rise up and float in mid air.]BAM! See? How ( Read more... )

No, see, I've got to be the real one, because I've got this.

[The 'berry switches on as Mindy holds it up to view... Mindy. No, she's not standing in front of a mirror, there appears to be two of her, both staring at each other in confusion. Strangely enough, the Mindy the camera is facing at least appears to be sporting a set of...whiskers?]

Plus, I ( Read more... )

[There is a jostle on the feed, and the camera turned on. A hand is in front of it, clearly pulling up a glass of water. The hand moves away, and Howard swings into view. He's without his tie, even without his dress shirt, just wearing a wife-beater and his suspenders are hanging loose. Sweat is beading his forehead, his face, his neck and his ( Read more... )

For everyone that's been wondering about the pods in the medical level, Barbara was able to get some files for me so we can answer some questions.

They're stasis pods.  They're made so that if you dump someone in there, you're basically stopping their body.  They'll work if someone's dying and you need to buy some time or anything like that.  They ( Read more... )

[The video flashes on, and Doreen's missing her trademark uniform. She's dressed down in jeans and a too-big shirt that obviously isn't hers, and yes, the tail looks hilarious in jeans. And she's absolutely filthy. She holds up a container of bleach in one hand, a sponge in the other, and several rags are thrown over her shoulder.]So, Spring ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on when somebody bumps it, the chorus of muttered cursing suggesting that it's probably Mindy. There's another sound in the background, the faint mechanical whizzing of one of the Facility's resident robots moving, and after another second of ceiling there's a triumphant sound as Mindy grabs the 'berry]

Gotcha.

[She turns it around ( Read more... )

[So, what is this, the BILLIONTH post Kenzi has made while very obviously intoxicated? She's got a plastic water bottle in one hand that is very much NOT filled with water. She's lying on the floor in the middle of what appears to be the library]Moving my shit from my room-room to my new room... is.... EXHAUSTING. Someone... ssjust tell me when the ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern;

Considering we now have reign of the station, I feel we should turn the biodome into a proper memorial/graveyard for our fellow terminated subjects.

Although, we do have duplicates to worry about, how should we honor them properly?

Thank you,
Sasha